hehe. The big paddle is just some kind of religious icon. The other hand is going to be clutching a chain connected to the ankle of a bio cherub: little vat grown chubby things created by the Techo Union for the church of Tzar who keep them in nests around their cathedrals to scare off birds and other trespassers. They'll be little vicious things.
Going to close off this thread now and start another one for all my Sci-fi stuff.